Is Frankie Boyle the missing Proclaimer Brother?

*Alton Towers Theme/aka In the Hall of the Mountain King*


BEWARE THE LEGO!!! IT WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT!


I shouldn't eat cheese before bedtime. It makes me more of teh crazy.

On researching Masters Degrees

Me: .. Which country would have the most forensic experience?
Shell: The one with the most murders?
Me: Hmm. Okay. Which country would that be then?
Shell: France.
Me: ... what! Ha, why France?
Shell: ... I dunno, Jacques the Ripper?


XDDDDDD

It's so bad, but so good.

The internets are some weird circle of karma, I'm sure of it. Well, I suppose they're more tubes of karma than a circle. Almost like a plumbing system. A Gilmore-Girls full plumbing system, with mostly gay porn and 13 year olds. In that order.

But my point -

Today, I was indulging in my newest fandom; Batman/Supes - and I came across THE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN MOVIE: WORLD'S FINEST. And who else does a voice of a main character, but her Cuddyness! Yes, Queen Bee LIsa E plays Lex Luthor's "hired-bitch-with-a-gun".

AND! When I'm going through some gorrrrgeous fics over at worlds_finest I find a small army of people who are bigging up the Colbert. It's a small world, after all.

... OMG. There was a Green Lantern movie? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS?!!? Wait... Wikipedia doesn't know about it... wtf. I'm confused. This is just like the ending to LoM. I'm still :S. It's not that I didn't get it. It's that... it was gay. Surely, if he's ( Read more... )



Okay - so, YEAH. This looks awful, but think about the good stuff for a second. CB was awesomeness as the Bat. And BR was teh omg sexhotness as Supes. These are clever choices for playing the superheroes. So, JLA MOVIE - it CAN BE DONE. So now... we need to find an awesome GL, an even better Flash and hmmm. Wonder Woman. The thing about WW is that she has to be realistic and also gel with the Bats...

(PS. "You say the world doesn't need a saviour, but every day I hear people calling out for one.." YEAH, But is your name JESUS, Superman? Do they call you "Kal 'Jay-Z' El" on Krypton? No? THEN STOP FLYING ABOUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.)

And yes. I just turned into an 11 year old boy. YAY TESTICLES! Also for having a dream about being on Virgin Galactic... which was also FTW. (On the flight back from NY, there was a bit in the booklet in the seat in front of me about how you can now put your 'frequent flyer' miles towards a Space Trip. TRIP INTO SPACE. ME. IN. SPACE.

I can't get over how surreal that is. In two years time, peoples will be freely getting on a plane, flying to South America, getting on a jet, going up up up up, coming back down and realising that they're still in South America and realising they've just paid 100,000 pounds to call themselves astronauts. I would totally do that.

I still don't get why Bryan Singer and Joss Wheadon haven't spliced their DNA together to make a special child full of wonder. It's almost certain that it would be able to fly. I'm sure of it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6407135.stm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Not that I'm a trekkie or ought.

Noooooo, don't be silly.